The Basic Lies of the Universe
- 1
- Milli Vanilli really did sing.
- 2
- The check is in the mail.
- 3
- Professional wrestling is real.
- 4
- Food is served in college dining halls.
- 5
- Rap is music.
- 6
- A great song was on the radio.
- 7
- Never needs sharpening.
- 8
- Military Intelligence.
- 9
- Trust me. Everything is fine.
- 10
- The meaning of life.
- 11
- The garden weasel really is as useful as it appears on T.V.
- 12
- Daylight Savings Time.
- 13
- Less filling.
- 14
- Fast food restaurants.
- 15
- Family fun.
- 16
- I shoulda had a V-8.
- 17
- Public education.
- 18
- You can even cut a tin can with it.
- 19
- Militant Agnostics.
- 20
- The moon is made of green cheese and cows can jump over it.
- 21
- The most mellow creatures on Earth are the porpoises, so if you
want to be mellow, you have to get into a porpoise kind of
frame of mind, and try to breathe through the top of your head,
then think waves.
- 22
- Surprisingly affordable.
- 23
- Long Island Expressway.
- 24
- Stays crunchy in milk.
- 25
- Nietzche is God --- The Dead's Hypothesis
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- Color television is a fad.
- 28
- Intelligence is the lack of dumbness.
- 29
- Even odds.
- 30
- Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
- 31
- True Psychics Network, et. al.
- 42
- When you multiply six by nine you get forty-two.
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