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You Might be a Goth...
Check Your Neck: the Goth test

You've probably heard at least some of the jokes in Jeff Foxworthy's "Redneck Test." That's the one about "If your front porch collapses and kills more than eight dogs,... you might be a redneck." If you haven't, there's a link to Jeff Foxworthy's web site at the bottom of the page.

Reading through some random posts in goth mailing lists and alt.gothic, it occurred to me that the "Redneck Test" could happily be twisted into something appeasingly gothic. This is the result, subject to change without notice:

The Official Jeff Foxworthy Web Site
If you visit this site, and you don't think it's hilarious, or you don't understand all the jokes,... You Might be a Redneck."

from the mind of David Andrew Michael Noelle
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